J.K Lolling

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Harry Potter Fandom Explained in Gifs

One of the perks of maintaining such a prestigious blog as J.K Lolling is that I’ve developed a pretty dope collection of Harry Potter gifs so this will just be the first of many gif-heavy posts f’sho. 

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1) When Buzzfeed posts an article claiming to list things I “didn’t know” about Harry Potter I’m like…

Because i know fucking everything about Harry Potter I wrote the god damn book on Harry Potter (okay maybe not but I do regularly attempt to contact J.K Rowling with ideas.)

2) When someone tries to tell me some bullshit like “theres no such thing as magic” or “Harry Potter is not a real person he is a fictional wizard” I’m like…

I won’t stand for it. I won’t. 

3) When people try to tell me about another book series that is “the new Harry Potter” I’m like…

Because it’s just not true and it’s a filthy lie and I’m tired of your bullshit.

4) When Pottermore sorted me into Hufflepuff I was like…

Yo I did not just spend like eleven years buying red and gold shit with lions on it for you to TELL ME I’M IN FUCKING HUFFLEPUFF RIGHT NOW.

5) Any time anyone mentions Twilight and Harry Potter in the same sentence ever I’m like…

Because…

6. This one time at a party when this girl told me that Twilight was better than Harry Potter because HP’s plot was “too confusing” I was like…

and now I only refer to that person as She Who Must Not Be Named because she is clearly an evil monster. 

7. When people ask me how long I’m going to keep spending money on little Harry Potter trinkets and wearing a time turner in public I’m like…

I gotta do me, boo. 

8. If someone ever found my secret sexy Harry Potter fanfiction I’d be like… 

But that would never happen because I totally do not have secret Harry Potter sex fanfiction so don’t look for it you won’t find anything okay moving on…

9. Anytime someone posts pictures of themselves at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter I’m like…

Because I want to go to there. 

10. Any time I get a Harry Potter fact wrong or someone actually tells me something I didn’t know about the series I’m like…

But that’s never happened obviously because that’s impossible. 

xoxoxo

AM

  • 31 March 2014
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